Slashdot is reporting that J.J. Abrams is to direct a new "Star Trek" film. Check out the comments downstream, like:
Bones! Tell ME about the NEW _Star_ _Trek__ movie!
Bones: The horse... Its DEAD Jim!
Spock: I concur with the doctor. There is a 97% probability that this movie will suck.
Scotty: If ah tol' ya one I tol' ya a shoushand times, I'm not a miracle worker. Jus' let 'er rest in peace!