Totally busy. Totally exhausted. Three-day-old Monday Morning Coffee with a bunch of stuff about Clinton's meltdown just getting moldy. Sleepy, I am, but not so bad as to not have a moment to chat with a porn bot. This one was on Yahoo and actually had a name that made a bit of sense unlike the AIM pornbots. Check this out:
[03:24] wanagitogederewichu: hi... anyone tere?I think I scared it off. As if I was a viable threat. With my luck, if I met a hot police officer online, I'd probably end up at some sleazy hot sheets motel and find that it's really some 14-year-old kid.
[03:24] *** Auto-response sent to wanagitogederewichu: Even I, occasionally, sleep, so please leave a message.....
[03:24] wanagitogederewichu: oh your therr :) hi...
[03:24] DirkBelig: dirka dirka?
[03:24] wanagitogederewichu: a/s/l (age sex oocation)?
[03:25] DirkBelig: A means to keep count/I'm for it/Here
[03:25] wanagitogederewichu: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile.. thought you might like to chat.
[03:25] wanagitogederewichu: soo what have you been up to dirkbelig?
[03:25] DirkBelig: About 6'3"
[03:25] wanagitogederewichu: cool. i was just hangin oout watching tv. i was getting kinda horny :) (*blushes)
[03:26] DirkBelig: Andy Griffith will do that to you. Matlock was banging the Golden Girls, you know.
[03:26] wanagitogederewichu: feel like a little cybber fun with me ? please please...
[03:27] DirkBelig: Since the accident and the shady government experiments, I'm almost totally cybernetic, not just a little.
[03:27] wanagitogederewichu: oh well your loss. why dont you open up my profile and see what you missed out on. theres a link there to my homepage where i hae some real nice pics to leave with.
[03:28] DirkBelig: Robot eyes. Not quite the same. Everything looks botoxed.
[03:29] wanagitogederewichu: bbot? whats that? some kinda insult or something?
[03:30] DirkBelig: Only in countries that refuse to observe Daylight Savings Time