Friday, April 20, 2007

I'm Missing The Yahoo Porn Spammers 'Round 'Bout Now...

...cuz THE COUG! isn't a very good conversationalist.

[16:19] THE COUG!: rain on the scarecrow.
[16:19] THE COUG!: blood on the plow.
[16:19] THE COUG!: your friend, john cougar mellencamp.
[16:19] dirkbelig: TASTEE FREEZE!!!
[16:19] dirkbelig: CHILI DOG, BITCH!!!!
[16:19] THE COUG!: a/k/a little johnny cougar THE COUG!
[16:19] THE COUG!: rain on the scarecrow.
[16:19] THE COUG!: blood on the plow.
[16:19] dirkbelig: ROCK IN THE USA!!!!
[16:19] THE COUG!: your friend, john cougar mellencamp.
[16:19] THE COUG!: a/k/a little johnny cougar THE COUG!
[16:19] dirkbelig: LITTLE PINK BITCHES, HOUSE!!!!
[16:20] Meebo Message: THE COUG! has left your page
At least the Anonymous Pussies who try to bait me in the Backtalks have a little variety in their taunts.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

"At least the Anonymous Pussies who try to bait me in the Backtalks have a little variety in their taunts."

LOL! Puhleez, Dirky. How is that "promising" surge doing today? Can't find one little fact to support your baseless assertion? Write whatever you want on your wittle blog. You and I both know that you ran away from a political debate because you know you don't know what you are talking about. I am the expert, you only know how to regurgitate talking points. So you ran away. You didn't even have the balls to post my response! And you call me a pussy? What was that you were saying about projection? LOL! Btw, did you hear about Sadr pulling his boys from the Parliament? Bad news is coming from that move.

Remember when you told me that comments were moderated because someone was posting your personal info? That may be true, but only in part. The other part is that you are afraid! You are nothing but a loudmouth bully, only willing to play when you control the turf. Oh well. At least we both love cats. Good night!

Dirk Belligerent said...

The reason why your follow-on comments weren't posted was because I've been extremely busy at work and I'd had already wasted too much time responding to your ill-founded burbling. Instead of doing work I really needed to do, I made the mistake of grabbing your tar baby and what did you do? Shriek like the little bitch you are about how - get this, folks - weren't a Democrat and that you had no shared ideology with the source that you cited as a backup for your Harry Reid impersonation of "America the Defeated". Perhaps you should read a little of whom you're linking to.

Perhaps you didn't notice because you were patting yourself on the back for calling me “Dirky”, but there were a couple of shocking events this week: The Virginia Tech massacre and NBC's abominable rewarding of the killer by repeatedly running his manifesto videos in a craven play for ratings, thus guaranteeing copycat killers and more loss of innocent life. (BTW, I know Fox News also re-aired the footage and while that’s not OK either, they couldn’t have done it without NBC jumping the shark first.)

How much of this has been commented on here? None of it. I did deliver a substantial smackdown to some dumbasses at one forum who were howling for more gun control after it was clear that it was precisely gun control that led to this slaughter, but other than that, I haven’t had the time to properly assemble something for here. It’s an important story, but I’m simply too busy to do it properly. While you obviously think that if I’ve got time to post a few words elsewhere I’m obligated to spend hours shredding your specious trolling comments, I’m sorry to inform you that I’m onto your little game and won’t be playing it anymore. This isn’t cowardice; it’s not letting the real bullies run the asylum.

Comments and debate are welcome (within time constraints) when the subject merits the type of comments being received. When the topic is some weirdo with a John Mellencamp fixation, the Backtalks aren’t going to be about the war and your glee at not seeing anything positive happening. (Try opening your eyes next time.) While your latest missive is a transparent attempt to dictate the conversation by attempting to taunt me into grabbing the tar baby of the “surge” again, I’m not playing ball. I’m sure you’ll reply that I’m running away and that I’ve got nothing to back up my tossed-off comment that disagreed with your happy chirps of failure, but you know and anyone who’s read me over the years knows that I don’t shy away from a good scrap when the reward is the humiliation of some liar.

Besides, I’ve refused to discuss off-topic stuff suggested by others unlike you. Someone posted a link to a document detailing the Dems plans to destroy the economy by raising taxes thru the stratosphere, but other than posting the link in a Morning Coffee item, I didn’t do anything with it. If I’m not taking dictation from people in the same ideological side, why the f*ck should I cater to bullies like yourself?

It’s illustrative that you refuse to communicate privately via e-mail. The address is dirkbelig-at-geemale, but you’ll never write there because it would deny your showy attempts to be the David who slays Goliath, when it always ends up with my playing Jack Bauer to your Little Bitch. Since comments can be posted anonymously – as you know, you Anonymous Pussy – I was tempted to take just the lies of your comments and post them for you without the sneering name-calling, but then you’d say that I was taking your stuff out of context and I was scared of you and blah-blah-woof-woof. Faced with an all-or-nothing choice, I went with nothing, the lot of good it did. (Wasted word count: 625 and counting…)

Malkin had a bunch of letters that real soldiers wrote to your pal, Harry “NOES!!! WE L0sTz0Rz!!!” Reid - http://michellemalkin.com/archives/007349.htm - telling him ”Thanks for nothing, asshole. We’re making progress and you’re raising the flag of surrender which encourages them to kill more of us.” Of course, you’ll refuse to accept these notes as anything more than propaganda cuz you’ve got the REAL TRUTH, MANG – you is the expert, right? – and anything but failure and defeat is just a lie, right?

If you truly want to discuss this issue, either write an e-mail or wait for me to make a post on how the war is going so swimmingly that you just have to provide the contrary view. I will not have bullies and trolls hijack this blog or its comments anymore – regardless of which side the posts are coming from. If Newt Gingrich wanted to discuss economic policy on a post about me having fun with porno spammers, I’d round-file his comments, too.

Despite your sad attempts to pump yourself up, I’ve flattened your ass so many times that I was afraid Amnesty International was going to sue me. You provide a valuable example of the intellectual dishonesty and ideological madness that is prevalent on the fascist Left today. By allowing you to spew your lies and then nuking them with the Truth, others learn what to watch for in the future when your fellow travelers attempt to pull the wool over their eyes. While it’s about as challenging as fighting Stephen Hawking in a UFC octagon, it occasionally amuses me. But, in the future I will entertain myself as my schedule permits, not when your masochistic need to be publicly chastised starts to itch.