Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Al Gore III Busted. Again. Will Leno Make Jokes?

We all know that the Bush twins are a pair of drunken party girls, right? Why? Because the late-night comedians and the Treason Media have diligently made sure that every one of their foibles is documented and mocked. (Because the idea of a college-age girl with a fake ID to party with is an impeachable offense.) Only the fact that the Olsen twins are genuinely more f*cked up has spared us constant reportage of the adventures of Barbara (the cute one who looks like Thora Birch) and Jenna (the blonde who looks ready to perform for the "Girls Gone Wild" cameras).

All along, though, I've wondered why the substance and driving crimes of Al Gore III, son of the former Veep and current self-anointed Savior of All Humanity, have gone barely reported and joked upon? Could it be the usual M.O. of the Treason Media in covering up the sins of their fellow travelers?


Whether it was AG3 getting pulled over for going 94 mph and reckless driving by North Carolina police in August 2000 when Daddy was trying fulfill his destiny to rule over us, or being charged with pot possession after driving without headlights in December 2003, the powers in charge of information and entertainment kept it on the DL. Mustn't tarnish the prince's crown, right?

For his latest stunt, AG3 got popped for driving a blue Toyota Prius - at least he walks the talk his daddy is too important to be bothered with - about 100 mph on the San Diego Freeway, smelling of marijuana and in possession of less than an ounce of marijuana along with Xanax, Valium, Vicodin and Adderall (which is used for attention deficit disorder) without having prescriptions for any of the drugs. Gore was being held in the men's central jail in Santa Ana on $20,000 bail.

As if he wasn't already protected by his daddy's elite pals, he also will catch a break because the news broke on a holiday and Leno, Letterman et al are on vacation this week and by next week this will be old news. (Not that decades of sobriety spared Dubya from drunk jokes. Funny how that works, no?)

Also, Big Daddy Al is having his big fake charity concert this weekend to "raise awareness" of the ManBearPig problem and the TM won't be interrupting Gore's latest glory moment with inconvenient personal truths (i.e. his kid is a doped-up road hazard) or pointing out that many of his claims in "An Inconvenient ManBearPig" are disproven fibs.

In other words: Just another day of business as usual.


UPDATE (7/6/07): On the morning CBS Radio News, they had a item that AG3's problems show that prescription drug abuse is rampant and he's nothing out of the ordinary. In other words, everyone does it.

If this sounds familiar, it may be because while Bill Clinton was perjuring himself, abusing his office and obstructing justice, the Treason Media rushed forth with stories about how monogamy was unnatural and how everyone lies. Anything the Left needs to do to excuse the malfeasance of their allies - defining deviancy down, as Daniel Patrick Moynihan described it - they will do while holding non-liberals to a higher standard. (e.g. Stupid Partier Mark Foley sending creepy sex e-mails to 17-year-old male pages is BAD!!! Dem. Garry Studds actually f*cking 17-year-old male pages is A-OK!!!)

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