"Don't Tase Me, Bro! Ow, Ow, OWWW!!!!"

By now, the quote in the title is as groan-inducing after only a few days as "Where's The Beef?" is today after two decades. However, Uber has gathered 10 examples of stun gun lovin' action including this #4 entry which I'd seen before, but never shared because it's kind of depressing. I'll wait while you get aghasted, too...

OK, while stupid dumbasses harming themselves is usually mildly entertaining and people generally do dumb stuff when they've been drinking and are stupid, I've never been that drunk with hot babes AND suggested, "You know what would be fun, guys? Getting out the camera and zapping each other with the stun gun AND throwing shirkens into our asses! Yeah!!! Hey, Britney, why don't you sing a little before we zap ya?"

Their parents must be so proud.