Thursday, December 06, 2007

Spider-Man Is A Jazz-Loving Lesbian!

So says entry #3 in Cracked's list of The 8 Most Cringe-Worthy Comic Book Movie Moments.

As Seen In: Spider-Man 3

Why It Sucks: Taken over by an evil symbiote, Peter Parker finds himself doing dastardly deeds we never thought possible, including acting emo, asking for cookies (with nuts in them), and worst of all, playing jazz piano while for some reason looking almost exactly like the lesbian musician K.D. Lang.

Yes, it most certainly did suck.

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