Thursday, August 28, 2008

Weird Chat Log du Jour

This is a totally unedited log of a chat I had yesterday morning:

[09:32] ChokedTrout: He that dwelleth in Heaven shall laugh them to scorn; the Lord shall have them in derision!

[09:32] DirkBelig: And good morning to you, too.
[09:32] DirkBelig: chokedtrout is now known as ChokedTrout.

[09:36] ChokedTrout: what?

[09:36] DirkBelig: You called me

[09:36] ChokedTrout: i did?

[09:36] DirkBelig: Um, yeah
[09:37] DirkBelig: He that dwelleth in Heaven shall laugh them to scorn; the Lord shall have them in derision!

[09:37] ChokedTrout: i know i didnt call you a frigelnarf, lol

[09:37] DirkBelig: Well, that's one thing to be thankful for.

[09:38] ChokedTrout: yep...i havent actually called anyone recently
[09:38] ChokedTrout: mostly because i suck
[09:44] ChokedTrout: who is the btw?

[09:45] DirkBelig: The bacon, tomato and water buffalo?

[09:45] ChokedTrout: by the way, lol

[09:45] DirkBelig: BTW isn't a person.

[09:46] ChokedTrout: i am well aware of that
[09:46] ChokedTrout: i meant, who are you?
[09:47] ChokedTrout: ok whatever...do you even know who i am?

[09:47] DirkBelig: You IMed first; who are you? I'm Dirk. I am the beta and the psi.
[09:47] DirkBelig: You are ChokedTrout. It says so right here.

[09:48] ChokedTrout: i did no such thing. and my SN is not ChokedTrout

[09:48] DirkBelig: That's what it says.
They never followed up and I have no frigging idea what that was about. I'm getting updates when they log in and out, so I guess they're "friends" of mine, but I don't know who it is. I need a better peer group.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I just googled "chokedtrout" and came upon your blog here. They've been bugging me for a couple months now. Same weird conversation starters.

Anonymous said...

If a "trout" talks to you again, simply reply with:

$optout

It's really just an AIM robot, and that's the code to opt out of their system.