Several writers from Cracked.com chatted up the Moose-Slayer vs. Dr. Liar Teeth debate and selected passages are here:
# 8:52 PM Dan O’Brien -What’s the difference between a pitbull and a hockey mom?Some good clean raunchy rude fun at the link.
# 8:53 PM Dan O’Brien -I don’t want to have sex with a pitbull in the parking lot behind a Dennys.
# 9:23 PM Ross Wolinsky -Who’s Moose? Is that one of her kids?
# 9:23 PM Dan O’Brien -No, her kids are Bagel, Trat and Sauron.
# 9:23 PM Michael Swaim -I thought it was Odin, Brussels and Camembert.
# 9:24 PM Dan O’Brien -Pooter, Stank and Obermeyer.